Last week I
overheard a heated conversation between a man and woman in town. The conversation
sounded pretty scandalous so I shared the tit-bits on Facebook that I heard. A few people wondered what happened next. So, just for fun, here's how the conversation continued.... (according to me that is!) 😊
Her: I mean,
have you thought about anything I’ve said at all?
Him: Of
course I have.
Her: You do
know there’s help available?
Him: I know.
But it seems so cringe.
Her: But you’re
going to have to do something. This can’t go on Jake.
Him: I know,
I know. Please stop nagging me about it.
Her: Nagging
you? Jake, I walked in on you with Sarah. You think I can just turn a blind eye
to that?
Him: I know
but it didn’t mean anything Amy. I was drunk.
Her: Jake, Sarah
is my best friend. What were you thinking?
Him: I
swear, it just happened. I didn’t mean anything to happen.
Her: Well,
this has put me in a very difficult position. Sarah is my best friend and in a
few months I’m to be bridesmaid to your fiancée! How can I walk up the aisle
behind Joanne knowing what you’ve done to her?
Him: Amy, I’m
begging you, please don’t tell Joanne. It meant nothing and it’ll only ruin
everything if you tell her. Please Amy, you’re my best mate.
Her: For god’s
sake, this is putting me in such a position.
Him: I know,
I’m so sorry.
Her: Don’t
apologise to me Jake. You’ll have to apologise to both of them. I’m sorry Jake,
but they’re both sitting waiting in the pub for us. I’ve already told them. I
couldn’t carry this secret anymore. You’re going to have to sort out your own
mess this time.
(Opens door to pub where Sarah and Joanne are waiting
anxiously).
Goodbye Jake.
