I do it. All the time.
Are you a people-watcher like me?
‘Date Show After Dark’ is the perfect performance for a people
watcher. Imagine you could sit near a couple, watch what’s going on, wear headphones,
and hear every single word they mutter into their discreet microphone?
You’d overhear the couple who are having an argument. The one
where the girl is jealous because the waitress is flirting with her date right
under her very nose.
You’d overhear the phone-call where one girl is talking about
her anxiety about her ever-more distant boyfriend. And then you’d even overhear
the distant boyfriend sinking a few beers with his best mate and saying what he
really thinks about said girlfriend.
And if all that wasn’t enough to whet your curiosity, then you’d
even follow a lady up in the lift to her bedroom and hear her thoughts as she
goes. You’d get to have a peek inside her hotel room as she fires clothes into
her suitcase. You’d make a mental note to yourself that the Bullitt hotel rooms
are absolutely gorgeous and you really must think up an excuse to book yourself
in there some night- preferably with some hot date?
Then, as if it wasn’t going to get intimate enough, you’d then
go inside the bathroom where an actress (completely naked I might add), is showering
and preparing for a date. You’d hear her stream of consciousness as she
nervously gets ready.
No actually, it gets even more intimate, because then you’re
back in the bedroom and this time you’re watching a sexy scene unfold!
Just as the couple reach their heights, you’re back out in the
corridor and following a laundry guy. He’s one of the actors of course, but
meanwhile a ‘real’ customer is swiping her card and opening her hotel room,
watching you and the remaining headphone-wearing audience with curiosity and a
wry smile.
You’re then in the bar, watching as a woman anxiously awaits a
date. She’s an actress too of course but out of the corner of your eye, you
spot a ‘real’ woman who actually is waiting for someone. Truth is wonderfully
blended with fiction.
The timing of this performance is perfection. How the director
has choreographed such a cast of characters, with three rotating audiences to
all come together at the end is beyond me.
After the performance, my sister and I went for food at a
local eatery. I noticed a young woman nervously wave over at a guy. Her make-up
was perfection and her outfit spelled hours of planning. I could tell by their
awkward body language that this was a first date. Now, where was my headphones
and their microphones when I needed them?
Date Show After Dark runs from 11-19 October 2018 at Bullitt Hotel, Belfast
